No chance I can explain golf to you.....

I could try but it won't make any sense to you - - - it is, at the same time, the most fun and must infuriating activity you can do.

I didn't play much golf while I was in High School. I got serious about it in my late 20's. In my 50's my shoulders gave out and had to quit golf. Back into it now because after a long time off from the game swinging a club doesn't hurt my shoulders anymore... no idea why because everything else I do hurts the hell out of my shoulders. - JamesJM