Bank on it my friend....

I'm bringing a New Braunfels Smokehouse Brisket......
That's why we are paying more to stay
in Jerryland.
I don't want to drive, have to be close enough to walk.
Already warned everyone I'M Going Tailgating
with my brothers
So deal with it.
Ya'll can just come along "when ever"

And my anniversary is on the next day.
I get Sunday, Wiffie gets Monday...
Win win