Last time I rode a horse..

Was single file and I was the last guy.. The horse directly in front of me had BAD gas and I kept seeing its tail move and then its, um, exhaust pipe open up and completely foul the air I was riding into..

Also.. the guide told me, "this horse likes to stop and eat, so if he stops to eat, take this stick and whack him".. and he hands me a stick.. I don't care if that horse was murdering my whole family, I wouldn't whack him with a stick..

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