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SoCalRAMatic
Let's pick on the little guy.

Just to be clear, I think you are supposed to call him a "Little Person" or "height challenged" nowadays. Don't want to catch any grief from the PC crowd.

Just for you SoCalRamatic...

Top 10 jokes about "height challenged" people...

#1

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

#2

"God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!" – Short People

#3

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

#4

I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”

#5

How do short people greet others?

They microwave.

#6

Appreciate the little things.

Give a short person a hug.

#7

“Keep looking up.” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people.

#8

Tall vs. Short

Tall People: "I'm somewhere around 6 feet."
Short People: "I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches."

#9

"Are you okay?"

"No."

"My height hasn’t changed since I was 12."

#10

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

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#HelmetHornsMatter

“Well, the color is good, I like the metallic blue,” Youngblood recently said while laughing, via NFL Journal. “The horn is terrible. It looks like a ‘C.’ When I first saw it on the logo I honestly thought it was a Charger logo.

“Now when I see it on the helmet, it just isn’t a ram horn. There is no distinct curl like a mature ram horn. I don’t know how the Rams could get that wrong. That is your symbol and it has been for what? Seventy years or more? Longer than I have been alive? It’s just not us, it’s not the Rams.”---Mr. Ram Jack Youngblood