My good friends Alfred E. Neuman, Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Moses Horwitz, his brother Jerome Horwitz, and their good friend Louis Feinberg all expressed a great deal of confidence in the Rams. We were having lunch together yesterday and they all assured me that the Rams are going to clean the 9ers clocks.

I expressed some skepticism and said it is going to be a hard game but they talked over me and said the Rams certainly have this in the bag and there's nothing to worry about.