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oldschoolramfan
How much do they pay asst. coaches to get doughnuts?
Heck, I'd retire my job, then go do that !
How good are you at getting doughnuts? Have you ever done that before and can you distinguish between chocolate & rainbow sprinkles & when both are acceptable & unacceptable? Also if the Rams were practicing in a different city, do you the capability to truly know which establishment makes the ultimate fried cakes, while also understanding the different requirements of a morning after doughnut or an afternoon delight?