Might take some incentive in the form of dollar bills, but Cleveland has a good bit of cap space and the ability to splash around a bit in the offseason. Not that they'll make the right decision of course, but were it me I'd take an extra say, $500k/year to go play for Cleveland. Who knows, maybe this will be their year?

Okay, maybe they're destined for more terribleness, but hey, Cleveland dollars spend the same as LA or Pittsburgh or Tennessee dollars, don't they?

Just uh... pack an extra down jacket. Surely affordable for half a mil