LOL, waterfield, we are both being awfully indulgent with all this....

If I understand your scenario correctly, it sounds precisely like the scenario from the Seahawk game-- i.e., the QB who is past the LOS throws the ball backward but "somehow" (due to momentum or hurricane or whatever) the ball is next touched by a player further toward the opponent's goal-line.

So, the ruling in your "Bob Dylan hurricane" scenario is: illegal forward pass.

And hey, aren't you the dude who celebrated a Rams win by micturating on the rug? That rug really brought the room together. (Big Lebowski reference, there).