I get that. I really do.

But ... you know ... with middle-age now appearing smaller and smaller in my rearview mirror ... I need to cling to something that will make me believe I haven't yet reached my expiration date.

Sooooooo ... instead of Pee Wee, who was very funny ... don't get me wrong ... I'm gonna go with the Lizard King, standing triumphantly on stage in Miami with his Magic Johnson on display.

Got no choice, my friend.