There is an old joke, I won't tell it all, just the the setup and the punchline:

A guy is plagued with problems his entire life, a good man... everything goes wrong, over and over and over again.... he eventually gives up on life and moves to a remote island to live out his days alone. Not a week after he arrives on the island an epic storm hits wiping out all his food and water sources... he collapses on the beach pleading to the heavens, "Why? Why me? What did I ever do to deserve such pain and suffering".

The clouds in the heavens part and a booming voice echoes down, "I don't know, there's just something about your face that pisses me off".

The football Gods don't like Ram's OL'men. It's a fact. To try and argue the point only serves to put on exhibit your manic state of denial. What we need is an exorcism.. nothing short of a pea soup vomiting, head spinning, and sacrificing someone through a window down a flight of stairs is going to turn this thing around. - JamesJM