There is a God...
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... I'm a Christian, btw, but when somebody tells me TV commercial time is gonna be cut, it just reinforces my belief..
EVERY time I have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, at work, or at home, and am gonna sit down and eat while I watch TV, I turn it on - and it doesn't matter WHAT channel I pick - the station is at commercial break.. Even if I change channels - commercial break.. 9 times out of 10 I'm done eating before the program comes back on.. And I'm not exaggerating.. its ridiculous...
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
EVERY time I have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, at work, or at home, and am gonna sit down and eat while I watch TV, I turn it on - and it doesn't matter WHAT channel I pick - the station is at commercial break.. Even if I change channels - commercial break.. 9 times out of 10 I'm done eating before the program comes back on.. And I'm not exaggerating.. its ridiculous...
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..
