August 09, 2017 06:25AM
Totally plagiarized (hence the winking smiley ). That went around the internet a few years back, your post reminded me of it.

I thought about writing an answer about some fictional, hilarious injury and then thought... no need, I'll just find that one.

Aries
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  Herd Member Injury Report....

JamesJM548August 04, 2017 08:22AM

  Re: Herd Member Injury Report....

21Dog307August 05, 2017 04:42AM

  Give me a break...

JamesJM310August 06, 2017 01:30PM

  Re: Herd Member Injury Report....

NorCalRamFan300August 11, 2017 03:38PM

  I woke up "questionable" for yard work.

Ramgator293August 05, 2017 09:01AM

  Re: Herd Member Injury Report....

IowaRam334August 05, 2017 09:21AM

  strained a muscle washing my face in the shower

ferragamo79338August 06, 2017 11:58AM

  Cat bit me

Atlantic Ram298August 06, 2017 09:01PM

  That's a tough one, Atlantic...

JamesJM292August 06, 2017 09:36PM

  Well there's this

ScRAM387August 07, 2017 07:25PM

  sad that our world has come to that

21Dog301August 07, 2017 08:36PM

  Unfortunate taser injury (sorry, long read)

Aries358August 09, 2017 01:14AM

  Encore!

sstrams278August 09, 2017 03:19AM

  Read that and kept thinking....

JamesJM290August 09, 2017 06:05AM

  Re: Read that and kept thinking....

Aries330August 09, 2017 06:25AM

  awesome!!!!!!

ferragamo79306August 10, 2017 07:34AM

  Why do I..

sstrams286August 10, 2017 07:56AM

  Once upon a time...

JamesJM293August 10, 2017 08:49AM