So I have composed this Ode in commemoration:


To A Rams WR Much Too Small

Tutu, oh Tutu
What will you do-do,

With your body of silk
and hands far from glue-glue?

Are you as nifty as Kupp,
or tougher than Juju
when he creamed Vontaze Burfict
and rang his bell koo-koo?

Please make this the night, when we see the real you-you,
or at the end of week 4, the Rams will be 2-2.

Tutu, oh Tutu
Oh, what will you do-do?