What did I do THIS time to get banned from facebook? Someone posted a joke about what to do if you encounter a bear.. part of the advice was to push a friend down and assume the friendship had run its course.. that reminded me of my favorite scuba joke:

What do you do if you encounter an aggressive shark?
You take out your dive knife, slice your dive buddy, and swim like hell!

I got banned for inciting violence by telling that old joke.. Seriously, its just as bad as the last ban I got when Brady came out of retirement and I posted, "Come on back, Tom, and we'll kick your ass again".. referring to beating him in a football game again, since we've had his number the last 3 times we played him..

According to facebook, I'm one of the most violent people on Earth..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..