At a wedding..

We had worked all night, friend's wedding was in the morning, so we all stayed up after work and started throwing down beers at the wedding.. so, the ceremony starts and one of the guys says something and the three of us are turning beet red trying to to bust out laughing.. so much that an old bat came and told us to get out.. so, we all piled into to a bathroom (this was at the groom's house) and one of the guys called her "pelican woman" because she had a huge nose, and that was it, we pretty much ruined the wedding as several people had to come tell us to shut up..

But its ok, cuz that wedding was screwed from day one..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..