I would have liked to be a CAT burglar....

Like the Pink Panther. I don't want to steal anything... and wouldn't, but I would like to have tried.

But I'd like to have been a 'free climb' cat burglar. I know, no such term for cat burglars... I'm borrowing the term from rock climbing... so what I mean is... no tech to cat burgle... is "burgle" a word? Only cunning, stealth, cleverness, athleticism.... no gadgets. - JamesJM