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They didn't give me a lollipop...

January 13, 2021 10:22AM
I'm going to have to switch heart doctors. Poked an IV in me and injected me with something - put me in a contraption that sounded something like "whirrrrrrrZIPwhirrrrr - whirrrrr ZIP ZIP" (but longer).... sandpapered my chest and stuck things on me... put me on a treadmill and tortured me... injected me again, put me back into the contraption... yanked the IV... wrapped the wound in some NASA type elastic bandage thingie, handed me a green piece of paper written in Assyrian and told me, "Go home and come back on the 29th". Got home and had to unstick 10 permanently glued foam things that removed 90% of my chest and abdomen hair....

And no, I repeat, NO... lollipop. - JamesJM
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  They didn't give me a lollipop...

JamesJM29January 13, 2021 10:22AM

  Those SOBs....

sstrams11January 13, 2021 11:20AM

  YES, damn right. Thanks Steve....

JamesJM11January 13, 2021 11:27AM

  Re: YES, damn right. Thanks Steve....

MamaRAMa11January 13, 2021 11:32AM

  I hope that wasn't ranked...

JamesJM12January 13, 2021 11:47AM

  Re: I hope that wasn't ranked... Attachments

MamaRAMa14January 13, 2021 12:09PM

  My Cardiologist got frustrated with me when he was talking to me.

Ramgator16January 13, 2021 02:58PM

  Talk about no respect!!! MY Doctor told me...

Ramgator7January 13, 2021 03:05PM

  And here I thought you were gonna say..

sstrams8January 13, 2021 03:07PM

  LOL GOOD ONE!! nm

Ramgator4January 13, 2021 05:05PM

  If you guys ever have blood issues, one Phlebotomist to avoid BIG TIME!!

Ramgator11January 13, 2021 03:07PM