That's a pain management drug, or so I thought.. Yeah, you can OD on it in large doses, but I didn't know you could use it to calm someone down.. I figured you'd just have 'em pop a Xanax.. that's what I'd want, anyways.. and nowadays most places have open MRI setups which aren't so claustrophobic.. I've had something like 9 MRI's..

Ok, my best MRI story: Was in the old traditional LONG MRI tube.. my head was literally 6 miles from the opening and I could move a muscle.. So, what's the worst thing that could happen? Well, if you had just seen the movie The Fly, it would be for a fly to fly into the MRI tube and land on my face.. and I was supposed to hold still and not move or say anything..

...but the more I thought about it, the more I was convinced that in that MRI tube, that fly and I were going to be fused at the DNA level, like in the movie, so I finally yelled out, "you gotta ge this F'ing fly out of here!" and they did.. but I believe we had to start all over again..

---

Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..