How about a defibrillator. . . on the ready during Rams games. Now, be sure you have that slime stuff you put on first. . . and make sure someone says 'CLEAR."
Or for that crazy uncle or cousin who constantly drives you mad. Just place the leads on either side of their forehead. . . and press the button. Problem solved.
And I wonder. . . I've seen commercials for an electrically generated abs builder for that perfect six pack. You might give it a try. And then we'll see you on the cover of 'MEN'S HEALTH'.
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