So, We are at our New Braunfels Texas home.
There's a festival here, Wurstfest, big thing, week long festival celebrating beer, sausage and sauerkraut (mostly beer).
We live about 3 blocks from it, we have to put out cones in front of our driveway so we don't get blocked in and of course
someone always moves them, but we don't really go anywhere after 7pm anyways.....
About 12:30 wife wakes me up, young woman screaming bloody murder "I just got it today" at a poor dude in our front yard, madder than holy hell.
No one is beating on anyone, so I figure stay the hell out of it, let it pass. Don't want to go out and get my butt kicked by some mad woman.
Next morning I go out to remove the cones, lying there is a new iphone X , completely smushed.....
Boyfriend must have dropped it getting in and the ran over it...
Bummer........