What did I do THIS time to get banned from facebook? Someone posted a joke about what to do if you encounter a bear.. part of the advice was to push a friend down and assume the friendship had run its course.. that reminded me of my favorite scuba joke:
What do you do if you encounter an aggressive shark?
You take out your dive knife, slice your dive buddy, and swim like hell!
I got banned for inciting violence by telling that old joke.. Seriously, its just as bad as the last ban I got when Brady came out of retirement and I posted, "Come on back, Tom, and we'll kick your ass again".. referring to beating him in a football game again, since we've had his number the last 3 times we played him..
According to facebook, I'm one of the most violent people on Earth..
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..