Try the ones in Mexico..

They're just bumps like ours, but they're in the middle of the highway.. speed limit is the equivalent of 75, then it'll change to 20 and right at the 20 sign they put speed bump.. No warning and 9 times out of ten, you hit the speed bump at 65 after slamming on the brakes..ten feet later the speed limit is back to 75.. at least half the time a cop is sitting at the 20 sign.. it's a total scam...

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