Actually a little over that. And that's for a seat next to Bob Uecker. I can't afford that. So instead -
I'm hiring some friends to come and constantly cross in front of me on my comfy chair being sure to block any and all exciting plays. Rick, (my friend), will stand behind me and occasionally spill beer on my neck. My wife will cook hotdogs and charge me $40 each, $50 if I want mustard. I'm bringing in my grandson's entire football team to stand in a line going down my hallway to the bathroom door insuring that I can't take a leak at any time. My granddaughter will move my pickup to my neighbors equipment yard so after the game I'll have to walk ½ mile to retrieve it. Rusty (my friend) and his family will sit in front of me all wearing giant #1 foam hands just in case those crossing in front of me fail in their duties.
It's going to be just like being there LIVE! - JamesJM
