so how can I top my cousin....

I have a cousin that I was raised with. As close to a brother as you can get. we are NOT competitive... probably a variety of reasons. I can kick his ass in a heartbeat, that's a big one. He isn't even close to me in athleticism.... but he did get more women than me so that athletic thing is out the window.

But big events. My cousin has been on several African safaris. He's mega-wealthy. A couple times now he has been charged by an elephant. Now how in the living hell can I top that? The guide he was with 'knew' what was a serious I'm going to kill you charge and a fake one, (or does he?).... so I have video of an elephant coming at him to within mere feet... seriously... like 10'? Neither my cousin or the guide budge an inch, and the elephant stops the charge. Could I do that?

Well, I can't for the life of me imagine that I could..... no matter what in the hell the stupid ass guide said. I don't have a clue how to top that! In life I've done MANY more semi-risky things than him but standing my ground with a 10 ton elephant coming at me. No. - JamesJM