Since I was 5 years old.. I'd love to know how much money they've spent on me for postage and whatever.. I probably get 10 emails a day from AARP to join.. It's really quite pathetic.. They may be the most well-run, respected service ever, but they're recruiting methods are annoying as hell..
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..