I THOUGHT I had found keepers in Dickies shorts, three years ago..

BUT NOOOOOOOOOO!!! They just HAAAAD to change their style and fit. Shorts USED to be very easy to find for me. I just want plain ol shorts with 4 pockets, maybe 3. I cannot stand BDU style shorts with the thick pockets and those dumba$$ strings that are SUPPOSED to be for blousing standard BDUs over boots. With chicken legs. I CERTAINLY do NOT want short Richard Simmons looking shorts. I like em juuuuust above the knee.