Yup, Thirty....

I don't even HAVE Dish and I called them and they offered free Dish, free NFL Ticket, free booze, snacks, utilities, mortgage payments, health, dental, vision, and even auto insurance, along with free unlimited miles, never pay taxes again, and free BBQ for life and all I had to do was scan my drivers' license to prove I wasn't Jimmy.. Oh happy day! Oh happy day!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..