Last time he returned a punt..

the turf Monster made him fall on the ball, break a bone, and he was on IR the rest of the year.. Then he was SO good they didn't play him in preseason.. 7 games in he's touched the ball twice.. Granted both plays were good plays, but now we hear he can't play against physical teams.. Just a complete catastrophe in every sense..

Make him the ball boy so you can at LEAST get a little work out of him..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..