Its like every time he catches a ball he falls down..

I used to play softball with a guy like that.. he was a PRACTICE ALL-STAR.. I mean, during practice he was a major league baseball player...

But, during games, he couldn't do jack.. he played outfield and as soon as the ball was hit in his direction, he'd take off, most of the time fall down after 2 steps, then drop the ball.. He dropped FIVE fly balls in ONE inning and fell down at least 5 times...

Sound familiar?

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