sstrams will break his remote on the first empty set.
Ekern55 will turn blue from lack of oxygen every time Akers carries the ball.
21Dog will polish off his 3rd bottle of Jameson this year.
Ram81 will post that the game plan should have included Stafford throwing 75 passes.
Rampage2K will accidentally set off his car's alarm in the tailgate area after the first Ram TD.
Shellback will be arrested for disturbing the peace at 3am in Germany.
Berendsen Ram will speed read every article regarding the Ram's victory over SF and post them before the TV folk interview McVay.
Ramgator will pun every jersey name in Sofi
That's enough for now.
