Revenge Is A Meal Served Nice And Cold

Whiner fan: Uhhhh...I hope you don't expect me to wear that shirt. It's too small.

Me (in my best vindictive Cersei Lannister voice): What? You wear the shirt? Dear child no. Of course it won't fit you. You can't even fit into your regular clothes, let alone these.

No, these Rams shirts are for you to clothe your children in. Surely they were watching the game and want to be part of a winning team! They can pretend to be Cooper Kupp...or even Nick "Craig" Scott!

Literally stomping through the office like Godzilla today.

They're taking turns passing the blanket around and stepping on it. I'll wait till later to tell them that the dog recently pee'd on it and they should handle at the corners (tee-hee-hee!).