Things are not all rosy in the JamesJm household...

My granddaughter started a business... "Charcuterie"... and if you know what that means we can't be friends. It's a cheeseboard with meats, cheeses, various other food all decorated and 'pretty'... she sold 31 of them and she's in the kitchen making them now.... and she has forbidden me to go into the kitchen... she thinks I'll pick at the food.. and she's right... BUT...

I'm in my office with the smell of prosciutto, pecorino cheese, marinated mushrooms, wafting thru the air and I can't even TASTE anything... she posted her mom at the door to stop me should I try to enter. Well, there are two hours to go before she has to leave to deliver them and I figure she'll HAVE to take a bathroom break before leaving.... so if I can just find a way to decoy her Mom I should be able to smuggle out a few items.... wish me luck because if I get caught? Well... been nice knowing you guys over all these years. - JamesJM