Buy #3 his own 12-pack
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Buy #3 a 12-pack of his favorite brew separate from whatever else you get. Generously re-supply him whenever he goes empty. Whatever he says to you after the game will either be unintelligible or so lame it won't matter. 
(I am joking, btw. I do not condone drunkenness... although I'm led to understand it's a British virtue. )
(I am joking, btw. I do not condone drunkenness... although I'm led to understand it's a British virtue.
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I told my 3 best friends that I was.
However, none are Rams fans. My only Rams brothers are spread all over the country.
Mate #1 doesn't care about football, he just wants to drink and work on stand up comedy with me. He will have my back no matter what.
Mate #2 is a Lions fan and will be rooting for the Rams and probably be very disappointed if we don't win and celebrate of we do.
Mate #3 is into college ball but likes to wind me up and will probably laugh if we lose and not care of we win.
Now bear in mind #3 is 280lbs and I cannot punch him without then probably dying. Similarly, I cannot really invite any in isolation.
I am seriously struggling on what to do here people!
