me, "I've been a customer since you began business, I deserve a discount"
DTV, "You're a whiny little baby, we're adding $50 to your bill"
Me, "WHAT? You can't do that"
DTV, "make that $100 more"
Me, "I'll cancel my subscription"
DTV, "We're adding a $500 cancellation penalty"
Me, "I won't pay it"...
DTV, "We're adding a $700 late fee charge compounded hourly"
Me, "All my Ram friends get it for free"
DTV, "We like them".
