... to extend your metaphor.

Lots of bogus calls over the years at critical junctures have gone against the Rams. Lots of non-calls in favor of Rams opponents have been witnessed (cf. SB36). So, if the worst call in officiating history, or the worst game full of calls in officiating history, were to someday go in the Rams favor and completely "steal" a game for the Rams, this is how many tears I would shed: