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May 01, 2018 04:16PM
Thanks. Some of those look interesting.

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The evidence from silence often confuses, so this might just be an explanation without need -- as most of mine are. It's also a sure bet that when you have to explain a joke, it's already failed.

So, anyway . . . I claim, you know, that I hate lists, and then proceed to make a list. Isn't that hysterical? Well, I probably could have spent more time making the list itself funnier, though I think a line here and there wasn't too bad.

But if no one got that, well, it's my fault. All mine. And if they did "get it" and just said, meh, it's still my fault.

I'll try to do better next time, if there is a next time, though my attempts at humor often fail to hit their mark. Like this one:

I've been seeing a lot of doctors lately, and each time I visit, the receptionist will ask me for my address. I give her my mailing address, which is a PO Box. But then I tell her I don't actually, like, live there. It's a bit too small.

They never get it at first, until I smile at them. Then it hits them, and they laugh.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2018 04:18PM by Billy_T.
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  Question to those who don't like lists or grades...

jemach481May 01, 2018 12:40PM

  Re: Question to those who don't like lists or grades...

Rams43190May 01, 2018 01:25PM

  In reality...

jemach152May 01, 2018 02:40PM

  I can't stand lists of . . . .

Billy_T171May 01, 2018 01:34PM

  Or ...

jemach235May 01, 2018 02:42PM

  Re: I can't stand lists of . . . . Why Billy_T ?

Anonymous User422May 01, 2018 03:52PM

  In full color no less . . .

Billy_T152May 01, 2018 04:16PM

  Re: In full color no less . . . LOL Billy

Anonymous User234May 01, 2018 04:26PM

  I thought my response on the FBI list...

jemach151May 02, 2018 04:21AM

  Re: Question to those who don't like lists or grades...

BeachBoy239May 01, 2018 05:08PM

  Re: Question to those who don't like lists or grades...

Steve143May 01, 2018 07:59PM

  Re: Question to those who don't like lists or grades...

waterfield144May 01, 2018 08:35PM

  Agreed...

jemach112May 02, 2018 04:24AM

  Re: Agreed...

waterfield186May 02, 2018 07:10AM

  I always find tidbits of information when I read these posts

David Deacon161May 02, 2018 01:57AM

  It's rather simple.

Ramgator125May 02, 2018 04:17AM

  I know...

jemach116May 02, 2018 04:30AM