Team meeting, Coach, "you know the rules allow for a celebrations when we score a touch down".
Player 1- "I think it would be cool if we lined up like bowling pins and then ######, the running back rolls into us like bowling pins and he gets a strike!"
Player 2, - that's cool, but how about we form a pyramid and I walk like an Egyptian and bow to the Pyramid?",
Player 3" that's original, but no one will get it> I think t it would be awesome if we reenact that episode of 'Lucy' where she and Ethel can't keep up working in the Chocolate factory and eat the Chocolates".
Coach whispers to the team Doctor, "clearly these concussion screenings are not acurate!"
The No Fun League outlawed the "Bob and Weave" (in my humble opinion one of the greatest celebrations ever), but continue to allow the Lambeau Leap ( where players actually jump into the crowd)! Certainly players and especially those from Seattle should not be encouraged to go into the crowd.
Now apparently the rules committee decided to increase the popularity of the NFL by providing that, "Each team may do a skit after a scoring play, said skits may not include players not on the field at the time of the scoring play, must not exceed 35 seconds and must be simple enough to understand and tasteful., Because this will be so entertaining teams are encouraged to increase end zone seat prices.
The world is insane, too many concussions! I'm with you 43, I am so happy when someone scores, slaps a few hands, hands the ball the the official and runs off the field.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/11/2017 01:03PM by hammer.
