No mercy starts with the TV..

No mercy on family members.. when it comes to the TV, family doesn't matter.. Every man for himself.. survival of the fittest.. and if you're losing, pull the "this is my house" card.. The only time you lose that fight is with your wife.. buy here nice jewelry before you play that card.. You've got this.. In your honor, I'm doing a headbutt for control of your TV..

ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..and Jimmy's family went down..... way, way down....


Enjoy the game, my friend!
Rock. The. House.

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..