Since we know the article is silly

I'll just throw out some names...

Williams and Maye are likely 1 and 2 overall.
Maye has Andrew Luck vibes a bit (coach's kid, 6-5 225 and can move)

JJ McCarthy is likely the 3. But he needs another good year with Harbaugh and will likely need a redshirt.

Next I think is Penix. Could Have a hendon hooker like collegiate career path to the draft.

I think the next two could be the biggest risers ... Riley Leonard on Duke, Austin Reed on WKY.

After that? Hartman, Mordecai, Ewers... all look like backups to me. Though being at Notre Dame might change Hartman.

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