I got that beat.......

..and when I say that, I'm imitating Hooper in Jaws, when he starts showing scars to Quint..

I was gone 1.5 hours today.. a whole hour and a half.. and came home to this mess.. Not in the photo are two piles of dog poo.. These are house-trained dogs who stay at home alone up to 10 hours a day when we're at work.. and now, for some reason, they can't stay home 10 minutes alone without having a party.. In the first picture, they moved one of the dog crates to a different room and, yes, that's part of a baseboard they pulled off and chewed up..

Gypsies wouldn't take these dogs.. not even as outside dogs..

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..