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Garrison Keillor on Prairie Home Companion

November 01, 2018 08:25PM
Once had a regular of the program famous for his stories going backwards. He would stand in the street in hope of starting a conversation with anyone. People would go to great efforts to avoid him. (i.e. " let me tell you about what happened to my girlfriend the other night. She had this dog who she got from a Vet who once was married to the princess on the hill. The Princess used to love flowers because at birth her parents , who were quite wealthy, would provide her with flowers every day. One day there were no flowers so she wept. Her father became upset and traveled to the city in his Ferrari which had been restored by a friend he used to know in grammar school-the one that burned down under suspicious circumstances. The only one who could have done it was a one eyed jackaboo that no one had ever seen in person. This was because one eyed jacaboos were not permitted to appear in the daylight..."winking smiley

There really is a talent for that sort of thing.
SubjectAuthorViewsPosted

  I really shouldn't be allowed out in public...

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  Holy cow I feel for ya...

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  My neighbor

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  LOL, I know him well...

JamesJM10November 01, 2018 01:14PM

  I've been known to do that

IowaRam10November 01, 2018 02:24PM

  Re: My neighbor

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  Mama, I don't know what it is about us..

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  Garrison Keillor on Prairie Home Companion

waterfield12November 01, 2018 08:25PM

  Re: I really shouldn't be allowed out in public...

IowaRam9November 01, 2018 02:19PM

  I call them Duck...

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