The suppositories thing..

made me crack up... that's a good argument, Jimmy.. I kinda go through similar arguments now and then - especially after surgery.. For some reason everyone expects me to be fixed and feeling great - because when they had their liposuction or gastric bypass or chin tuck surgery they felt great afterward.. When I tell them I feel like I just gave birth through my neck they wanna argue about it..

What's going on here? Some kind of Ratatouille nightmare where everyone is controlling me and knows how I feel? ..and if ONE more person asks me if I've ever tried Ibuprofen I'm gonna go on a three state killing spree.. I'll be known as The Ibuprofen Killer...

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Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..