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wv ram
...i would have them play in a cow pasture.
With some nice bleachers on one side.
And Jack Youngblood would be coach.
And a real Ram would be the mascot.
And the games could only be telecast in Black and White. I'd insist on that. The horns always look better that way.
And they play on natural F'ing grass and mud and dirt and cow manure. The way football was meant to be played.
None of this disneyland s##t that kids like you like, Waterfield.
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I like that, WV. But I'd add this:
If I ever caught a camera-person shaking the camera for "effect," I'd have him thrown to the lions. And I don't mean the ones in Detroit.
And the grass and the dirt would include broken glass bottles, too, just like we had to play on when we were kids and our parents didn't know where we were, so they couldn't stop us from getting all bloody and muddy and coming home with new holes in our jeans. Which reminds me, no more stadium clocks, or quarters, or halves, either. The game ends when the street lights come on and the players are called home by their moms.
End of story. Period.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2018 09:02AM by Billy_T.