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Re: ...if i were a multi-billionaire...

May 17, 2018 09:01AM
wv ram
...i would have them play in a cow pasture.
With some nice bleachers on one side.
And Jack Youngblood would be coach.
And a real Ram would be the mascot.
And the games could only be telecast in Black and White. I'd insist on that. The horns always look better that way.
And they play on natural F'ing grass and mud and dirt and cow manure. The way football was meant to be played.
None of this disneyland s##t that kids like you like, Waterfield.


I like that, WV. But I'd add this:

If I ever caught a camera-person shaking the camera for "effect," I'd have him thrown to the lions. And I don't mean the ones in Detroit.

And the grass and the dirt would include broken glass bottles, too, just like we had to play on when we were kids and our parents didn't know where we were, so they couldn't stop us from getting all bloody and muddy and coming home with new holes in our jeans. Which reminds me, no more stadium clocks, or quarters, or halves, either. The game ends when the street lights come on and the players are called home by their moms.

End of story. Period.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/17/2018 09:02AM by Billy_T.

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  got my virtual tour last week.....

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  Re: got my virtual tour last week.....

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  Re: got my virtual tour last week.....

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  Let's be clear...

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waterfield180May 16, 2018 08:48PM

  ...if i were a multi-billionaire...

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Billy_T77May 17, 2018 09:01AM

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waterfield32May 18, 2018 07:37AM

  plus this important point...

LMU93126May 17, 2018 04:24AM

  And why St. Louis never had a chance

CeeZar119May 17, 2018 04:19AM

  Re: And why St. Louis never had a chance

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  Agree with all of that, plus

CeeZar32May 18, 2018 05:21AM

  NOTHING good at all about this!

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  Re: yup that's exactly the way I view it

Speed_Kills45May 18, 2018 04:57AM

  I hope to be able to experience a game there too.

Billy_T40May 18, 2018 05:15AM

  Re: lol

Speed_Kills39May 18, 2018 08:08AM

  Re: lol

Billy_T30May 18, 2018 09:32AM

  Man this thing is going to be amazing

Speed_Kills60May 18, 2018 04:54AM

  I'm all in (not financially...)

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