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I heard that!

September 01, 2019 01:36PM
Seems like the whole stadium would smell like coconut! ..and the concessions stand would HAVE to specialize in Pina Coladas or something..

So, I'm in the market for a new bathroom cleaner.. I just remodeled the master bathroom all the way down to the studs.. So, I wanna keep it clean.. I bought this brand new cleaner that smells like coconut, "the scent of the island sin your bathroom!".. It even has a scratch and sniff patch on the bottle.. I scratched it - it smelled GREAT.. just like real coconut.. Boom! in the cart it goes..

I get home, can't wait to clean the bathroom.. I spray it all over the tub and new tile etc.... immediately it smells like... Raid bug spray.. with a little bit of synthetic chemical smelling coconut in it.. the whole house smells like the Orkin Bug Exterminators came in and douched the entire house.. Its disgusting.. I spend two hours trying to get rid of it and finally decide its just gonna hafta wear off..

Lesson learned: No way bathroom cleaners EVER gonna smell like the islands.. maybe after a tsunami.. but that's about it..

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JamesJM32September 01, 2019 11:31AM

  I heard that!

sstrams27September 01, 2019 01:36PM