something like, "Playing football is kind of like being in a gang of GOOD kids that does good things.. A gang that actually prepares a kid to not only become a team player, but learn individual and team responsibility, get in shape, learn self-respect (which may help him from joining a street gang) and have fun at the same time - all while keeping him off the streets."
..but my caffeine hasn't kicked in to an acceptable level yet...
Friendship is like peeing your pants.. Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth..