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What matters to 'me' is the 'sharing' of a common interest -- rooting for the Rams. Everyone here ROOTS FOR THE RAMS.
PROVE that we share common interest rooting for the Rams.
And be warned. The bar of proof is high.
I will need detailed numbers, annotated screen caps, and expert testimony. Some tweets from high reputation journalists will help.
Plus you better proofread carefully because I will be scrutinizing every word, and one misplaced comma earns you a full page-consuming sub-thread of surgically precise semantics debate.
So, you are warned.
Now get to work.
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I was in the local GoodWill store (where i get all my best ties) and i was wandering around in the toy aisle looking for more lincoln logs,and, i spied a clear plastic bag full of those little plastic replica football helmets. And i could see there were only about 20 helmets in the bag -- and my heart skittered and sputtered whilst i assessed whether the Ram helmet would be in the bag. I saw a Cowboy helmet, and a Jet helmet, and Packer helmet.....and then....there it was. The horns.
And so now, i have a new tiny plastic authentic official Ram helmet that sits on the dashboard of my car. i have witnesses. I'm bona fide. You probably dont even 'have' an authentic official tiny plastic ram helmet.
...and i also have some plastic helmets to give out on Halloween. I will let the kids pick their own helmet. And if any of the little twerps pick the 49er helmet, I'm going to explain to them what LOSERS their parents are.
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