My review of the TV series 'Invasion'

couldn't see a bloody thing. It's the darkest movie ever filmed... think I caught sight of a single semi-less than pitch black pixel but might have just been me squinting too hard. Later saw maybe two pixels less than pitch black and took a guess that it was an obese unicorn having sex with a licentious piece of kiwi fruit but that's only a guess.. and it didn't match the dialog so I think I'm probably off base. It's very possible it's great for a lot of gratuitous nudity but who would know?