Ha!! Makes me think of my Dad. Around 1979......

I remember being in 6th or 7th grade....My Dad bought a CRAAAAAAAAAAZY amount of toothpaste from a local Discount Store. It was something like 50 full size tubes. It was a rip off of Crest. I remember it being sorta runny. LOL My Mom would randomly "ACCIDENTLY" drop a box or two in the garbage every now n then.