perhaps I'm just better at dining etiquette than you guys.
The most annoying thing about having a beard, IMHO, is the stray hair that somehow gets loose in your mouth.. DISGUSTING!!!!
Which brings up.... almost every single day after combing my hair and putting my glasses back on I will notice, not long after, yet another hair that my head has expelled. It will be visible, as a blur, and annoying. BUT... no matter how hard I try to remove it I cannot latch onto it.... I can clutch and grab and swipe and pull but I will NEVER be able to remove it... I have to seek help. My wife hates that task but hey... pretty sure it's in our marriage contract. - JamesJM