Have not worn a tie in just over 10 years. Going to a Wedding this weekend. Just got my suit back from the Cleaners (THAT is expense these days!!) Googled "Tying a Tie" and pre tied it. All I have to do is slip it on and tighten it. My Dad worked for SEARS for 40 years. He was there when they had to show up for work in FULL suit n tie. As a kid, I recall watching him tie his tie as he walked around the house and barely even glancing at it. Me being tall, I always have screwed up the length at the start. I have to bring the skinny end up higher than most guys.
AAAANYWAY.....I am NOT thrilled about going to Bama for a Wedding when I'd RATHER be headed to Gainesville for my Gators tomorrow and a BIG opening game vs Utah! WHO THE HELL SCHEDULES WEDDINGS DURING FOOTBALL SEASON?????